James: Conan’s coat is made of honey badgers

me: no way, the honey badger is too badass

James: Those honey badgers are still alive, I can see the coat moving

Sanjay: bullshit, the honey badger wears Conan’s skin

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Me: why doesn’t Conan wear shirts? he’s wearing a sleeve, but no shirt.. shirts must be for pussies.

James: I think it’s because he has bigger tits than the girl and wants to show them